Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
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My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
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I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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