Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
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im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
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I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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