D3 body, D1 cock
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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