6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
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and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
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I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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