ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
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I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
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I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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