god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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