i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
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Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
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I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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