Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
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New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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