my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
tell me about the fingering
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