Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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