Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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