Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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