Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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