i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
