her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
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The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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