I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
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best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
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LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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