Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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