Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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