You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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