Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
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Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
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When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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