DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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