Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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