i just had sex bonerless
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
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Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
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She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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