We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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