is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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