I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
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So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
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A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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