just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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