I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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