i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Randomize
