thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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