I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
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When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
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You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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