sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Ladies don't puke and tell
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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