So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
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