I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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