Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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