He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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