Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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