Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
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Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
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Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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