I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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