All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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