We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
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Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
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Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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