He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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