It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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