Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
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I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Also, beer. Big fan.
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Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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