I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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