Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
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Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
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I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
the raccoons are back...
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