I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
im about as happy as oj after his trial
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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