Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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