Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
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Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
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I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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