I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
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Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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