3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
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I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
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last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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