the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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